We all have our horrors and our demons to fight

chrono-s:

Instead of periods I want to have a rock thrown at me each month saying “congratulations you’re not pregnant”

(via dream-ofcalifornication)

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

(via dream-ofcalifornication)

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

(Source: chickensandwich, via cocaiin)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via donnivinjustwonthelottery)

being a girl is really fucking expensive

(Source: drunktrophywife, via chewing-memories)

yourtubes:

I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day

(via tequila-and-boys)